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This is the blog of Bilbo, his deviant activities, his bonsai and anything else he deems worthy of sharing with you (but mostly his bonsai). Updated rarely but should be checked daily.
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Aug. 18th, 2005 @ 09:41 pm Takai...
Current Mood: thirsty
Here's my list of textbooks that are required for Fall quarter:

$59.95 Katz - The Human Side of Managing Technological Innovation
$80.50 Tucker - The Human Challenge
$131.75 Rosen - Discrete Mathematics & Its Applications
$101.75 Weiss - Data Structures & Problem Solving Using C++
$14.00 Foucault - The Use of Pleasure
$16.95 Lyotard - The Postmodern Condition: A Report on Knowledge
$10.75 Plato - Phaedrus
$10.00 Homer - The Odyssey
$11.00 Euripides - Euripides III
$12.95 Carson - Eros the Bittersweet
$12.95 Soyinka - The Bacchae of Euripides

Total: $462.55
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Jul. 17th, 2005 @ 10:25 pm My +1 Dagger of Barista Slaying
Current Mood: blank
Current Book: Sir Thomas Malory - Le Morte d'Arthur
Today while Mika and I were at the local Starbucks she found a credit card on the floor. By asking around she soon returned it to its rightful owner: a woman sitting at a table with a cleric. He promptly blessed Mika, bestowing on her and all others within a 50 foot cube (including myself since it was a small building) a +1 bonus on all attack rolls and saving throws against fear for the next six rounds. Since he didn't need holy water and instead blessed her directly I must assume that he was of a very high experience level indeed.
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Jul. 16th, 2005 @ 01:00 am The Voice of God
Current Mood: drained
Current Book: Henry David Thoreau - Civil Disobedience
So yeah, we (Mika, her sister and I) just got back from the midnight Harry Potter "release party." While hardly festive in nature, the girls were excited and we did engage in lively conversations with our mutual friend Aina. As I type this, Mika is currently reading the beginning pages of The Half-Blood Prince.

But enough with Harry Potter. Earlier today I was surfing the web and came across a little gem of an article. Here are some of my favorite excerpts:

GameSpy: Have you had a chance to play or even look at some of the current Dungeons & Dragons games?

Gygax: I've looked at them, yes, but I'm not really a fan. The new D&D is too rule intensive. It's relegated the Dungeon Master to being an entertainer rather than master of the game. It's done away with the archetypes, focused on nothing but combat and character power, lost the group cooperative aspect, bastardized the class-based system, and resembles a comic-book superheroes game more than a fantasy RPG where a player can play any alignment desired, not just lawful good.

Now, should I tell you what I really think?

GameSpy: No, I think we got it.

[...]

GameSpy: Then can you look back and say, 'This was a mistake, I shouldn't have done this?'

Gygax: Oh yeah. There's a number of things in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons that I never should have done. I shouldn't have put Psionics in there, but somebody talked me into it. Some of the combat, weapons vs. armor, and weapon speeds I just would have dropped.


It feels so good to have The Creator himself corroborate what I have always felt: that D&D 3e is crap and that psionics doesn't belong in AD&D.
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Jul. 11th, 2005 @ 11:20 pm There Are 576 Angulas in One Danda
Current Mood: amused
Current Book: S. Balakrishna - The Ganita-Sāra-Sangraha of Mahāvīrācārya
"With an exuberance of poetic imagination characteristic of many Hindu authors, the divisions of the book find enumeration thus: Ganita-Sāra-Sangraha is a vast ocean. Terminology (samguya) provides its waters, which stand impounded by the eight arithmetical operations (parikarma). Fractions and the operations with them (kalāsavarna) are its innumerable rolling fish, and crocodiles abound in the shape of miscellaneous examples (prakirnaka). Rule of three (thri-rāsika) lashes up its waters into waves, and mixed problems (misraka) are the gems which by their navigated splendor impart luster to the deep. Its extensive bed itself is formed of area problems (kshetra-vis-thīrma) with cubic measurements (Khāta) providing mounds upon mounds of sand. Shadow reckoning and connected references to astronomical matters (chāya) are the advancing tides. Into this vast ocean of the Sangraha should the arithmeticians dive to gather in abundance the pure gems of their desire."

A sample problem: "A well completely filled with water is ten dandas in depth; a lotus sprouting up therin grows from the bottom at the rate of 2½ angulas in a day and a half; the water flows out through a pump at 2½ angulas in 1½ days; 1 1/5 angulas of water are lost in a day by evaporation owing to the rays of the sun; a tortoise below pulls down 5¼ angulas of the stalk of the lotus plant in 3½ days. By what time will the lotus be on the same level with the water in the well?" (Note: 6 angulas = 1 foot, 96 feet = 1 danda.)
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Jul. 6th, 2005 @ 11:30 pm What Public Schools Should Be...
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Book: Dorothy Schrader - Arithmetic of the Medieval Universities
"The Greeks were concerned with the education of free men as future citizens. Plato, whose plan was a theoretical one probably never put into actual practice but nevertheless reflecting the spirit and ideal of his period, conceived of such education as the sole occupation of the first thirty-five years of a man's life. He would have the first twenty years spent on gymnastics, music and grammar, the next ten on arithmetic, geometry, astronomy and harmony, and the next five on philosophy. Only then would a man be equipped to take his rightful place as a useful member of society. [...] Philo Judaeus, about A.D. 30, suggested grammar, music, arithmetic, geometry, astronomy, dialectic and rhetoric as elementary studies, and philosophy as the one higher study. Sextus Empiricus, in the first half of the third century, mentioned grammar, rhetoric, geometry, astronomy, music and arithmetic as elementary subjects, reserving dialectic for advanced work."

"It was Marianus Capella in his De nuptus philologia et mercurii, written about A.D. 330, who set the number of liberal arts at seven and named them: grammar, dialectic, rhetoric, arithmetic, music, geometry and astronomy. Capella rejected medicine and architecture as purely technical subjects, pursued only for practical and not speculative ends and so unworthy of free men. By the fourth century, this curriculum of the seven liberal arts, as Capella named them, was established in the pagan schools."
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Jun. 15th, 2005 @ 11:45 pm I laughed, I cried...
Current Mood: dumbfounded
Current Book: Niccolò Machiavelli - The Prince
I've often joked that D&D 3rd Edition is "D&D for Dummies." Well, while browsing through the aisles of a large bookstore chain that shall remain nameless I came across this little gem:

D&D for Dummies

I didn't know if I was supposed to laugh or cry, so I did both.
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May. 29th, 2005 @ 07:00 am Morticia Adams Is Hot
Current Mood: Words cannot describe my anger
Current Book: Between books
I really hate dogs... And assholes... And senile old women that let their little yapping dogs into the house in the middle of the night so they can reduce your time asleep to an amount incalculatable without the means of integral calculus... And I also hate assholes.

On a more pleasant note, I saw The Adams Family for the first time in years today at 06:00.

"A child is the product of its enviornment." -- Gomez Adams
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May. 24th, 2005 @ 01:00 am Janghwa, Hongryeon
Current Mood: tired
Current Book: Between books
So while Mika and I were in Japan last summer we kept seeing posters and various other advertisements for a film called "Tansu: A Tale of Two Sisters." One look at it and we had to see it. Unfortunately, the entire time we were there we couldn't find a single theatre that was showing it (they mostly had crappy Hollywood flicks that we didn't want to see back in the States, much less in Japan).

Tansu

So almost one year later Mika is at the video rental facility with her sibling and she notices a little gem sitting on the new releases shelf. What is that little gem you ask? Why, it's "A Tale of Two Sisters" on DVD of course.

Without spoiling the film for the uninitiated just let me say that it's definately on my list of best films. Even if you're not into the Horror/Drama/Mystery/Thriller genre of films, the cinematography is brilliant and truly a joy to watch.

While I am by no means a connoisseur of foreign films, here is a list of countries and my favorite film from them.

Australia: Mad Max (George Miller)
Britain: Monty Python And The Holy Grail (Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones)
China: Da Hong Deng Long Gao Gao Gua [Raise the Red Lantern] (Zhang Yimou)
France: I can't think of any good French films at the moment, but I think there was a good one...
Germany: eine Symphonie des Grauens [Nosferatu: A Symphony of Horror] (F.W. Murnau)
Japan: Shichinin no Samurai [The Seven Samurai] (Akira Kurosawa)
Russia: There's a good movie from Russia?
South Korea: Janghwa, Hongryeon [A Tale of Two Sisters] (Jee-Woon Kim)
Sweden: The Seventh Seal (Ingmar Bergman)
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Apr. 24th, 2005 @ 04:15 pm Hiru Gohan
Current Mood: full
Current Book: Ian Sommerville - Software Engineering 7th Ed.
Mika and I were hungry. We had lots of leftovers in the fridge.

After a half hour of toiling with a gas-powered barbeque grill that was almost out of fuel...

Mika: "So, how about meatball subs?"
Bilbo: "How about sloppy joes?"

So we experimented with making sloppy joes. I seasoned the beef while she chopped the vegetables to produce the following recipe of surprising tastiness.

Hobbit Sloppy Joes

Ingredients:
½ Pound Ground Beef or Turkey
½ Green Bell Pepper (chopped)
½ White Onion (chopped)
6 Large Mushrooms (sliced)
3 Celery Stalks (chopped)
2 Tablespoons Minced Garlic
4 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce
1 Can (12 oz) Tomato Paste
Salt
Ground Black Pepper
Garlic Salt
2 Tablespoons Cayenne Pepper
2 Tablespoons Chili Powder
2 Teaspoons Crushed Red Pepper Flakes

Directions:
Mix ground beef with Worcestershire sauce and garlic salt, then let rest. For best results allow to marinate overnight.
Brown the meat in a skillet with onions, minced garlic, cayenne pepper, chili powder, a dash of ground black pepper and two or three heavy pinches of salt.
Drain grease, stir in tomato paste and hot water.
After water evaporates, add mushrooms, celery, bell pepper and crushed red pepper flakes. Add salt and pepper to taste.
Let simmer on low heat for at least 15 minutes.
Serve on burger buns or favorite bread.

Preparation time: approximately 30-45 minutes. Serves 3-4 hobbits.
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Apr. 15th, 2005 @ 10:00 pm A Revelation
Current Mood: thirsty
Current Book: Ian Sommerville - Software Engineering 7th Ed.
Well, Mika got her glasses today, so naturally I tried them on to find out what the world through her eyes was like. Much to my dismay, the things that I thought were supposed to be blurry suddenly became crisp and clear. I thought the ever-so-slight fuzz to her television screen was due to the fact that it was kind of old and caked with dust...

I'm not blind by any means mind you, her prescription is mild and I still see far better than she does. Everything up-close is fine, but at a distance things get a little hazy (not to the point of illegibility, just difficult to read).

So yeah, I hate computers. Those infernal contraptions are slowly ruining my vision (and at the same time I'm working on my B.S. in computer science).

Three posts in one day; that's definately a new personal record.

I really should be doing homework...
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Apr. 15th, 2005 @ 02:00 pm Projectile Calculations Update
Current Mood: chipper
Current Book: Ian Sommerville - Software Engineering 7th Ed.
I just broke my old record of 1,399 ft with a whopping 1,531 feet. The cat reached an elevation of over 150 feet.

Two posts in one day; that's got to be another personal record.

I really should be doing homework...
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Apr. 15th, 2005 @ 01:30 pm Projectile Calculations
Current Mood: chipper
Current Book: Ian Sommerville - Software Engineering 7th Ed.
I just set a new personal record for Kitten Cannon. My high score is 1,399 feet (I didn't manage to record his maximum elevation, but it was well over 100 feet). I still haven't managed 666 feet, but I did hit 665 a few minutes ago.

I really should be doing homework...
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Apr. 10th, 2005 @ 11:15 pm if (2+2 == 5) cout << "BB is doubleplus good" << endl;
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Book: Ian Sommerville - Software Engineering 7th Ed.
You scored as Fascism.

</td>

Fascism

100%

Nazi

67%

Democrat

50%

Republican

50%

Socialist

33%

Anarchism

33%

Communism

33%

Green

17%

What Political Party Do Your Beliefs Put You In?
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Mar. 17th, 2005 @ 01:15 pm I Will Survive
Current Mood: amused
Armed and Dangerous
Congratulations! You scored 91%!
You made it out, alive and well supplied. You probably even kept most of your party alive too. You know what to look for, what to take, and when to just run. You even feel a strange inkling to go back. If you did, you'd probably do just fine.




My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:


You scored higher than 99% on survivalpoints
Link: The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test written by ci8db4uok on Ok Cupid
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Mar. 13th, 2005 @ 11:00 pm Self-Monitoring, Analysis and Reporting Technology
Current Mood: tired
Current Book: HP Lovecraft - The Case of Charles Dexter Ward
Last night Mika's laptop's hard drive decided to fail. That's the hard drive that stores all of her final projects, homework, pictures, music and everything else (along with my latest homework assignments and current versions of various things which haven't been backed up yet). All attempts short of sacrificing a goat to get the machine to boot the operating system were unsuccessful. I would have tried that as well if one were available (there were some house pets handy, but I was told that they were off limits).

So today I donned my ceremonial robes (my, "NO I WILL NOT FIX YOUR COMPUTER" t-shirt) and we went store-hopping in search of a place that actually had a 44-pin to 40-pin IDE adaptor with molex so that I could slave her nearly-dead hard drive to a functioning PC and attempt to rescue as many files as possible. A Circuit City and two CompUSAs later we found it, exactly 3 minutes after the store was officially closed and they were telling everyone to hurry up and get the hell out (in a, "Thank you, please come again" sort of way of course).

Y'know, the sales reps at those stores are mind-bogglingly incompetent; they'd either tell me that I needed somesuch thing which I knew that I in fact did not need and told them so, or they wouldn't even know what I was talking about and would say that it didn't exist. One employee told me to go online, but since I had already made it clear to him that I needed it today and would have gone online instead of dealing with such fucktards if it wasn't Finals Week, I dismissed his advice.

One particularly insipid and lispy voice said:

"Well, you're gonna need an enclosure." He then proceeded to show me a sixty dollar plastic box with a wire hanging out of it (it was an external USB hard drive kit, hardly what I was looking for). If I ever did need an external hard drive I would sooner duct tape it to the outside of the tower case with the IDE ribbon hanging out than buy that piece of crap (not only would the drive transfer data about a billion times faster, it would look better too).

The ONE competent employee out of dozens at a store which was currently out of stock of the desired item looked up the SKU# for me which was my only salvation from a sea of drooling, knuckle-dragging simian salespersons.

A little while later I was disassembling her laptop and installing the hard drive in its new--albeit temporary--home. The PC recognized the hardware and we salvaged every file except for one or two jpegs. The outcome was far better than I ever could have hoped. I never trusted SMARTechnolgy before, but it really came through today.

Mika's own account of the day's events:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/ravenslolita/80577.html
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Feb. 25th, 2005 @ 11:00 pm Stuff 'n Things
Current Mood: hungry
Current Book: Mercedes Lackey - Fiddler Fair
Mika, her sister and I ventured to Tacoma again to see Mika's favorite performing artist, Heather Alexander. This is the third time I've seen her live, and, um, yeah. Not exactly my cup of tea, but still amusing. Read Mika's LJ entry on the subject for more information.

At least we stopped at Gyro Delight beforehand for dinner. Mmmmmmm... lamb gyro with lots of tzatziki sauce.
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Feb. 13th, 2005 @ 10:00 pm Bonsai 'n Stuff
Current Mood: World domination after my nap!
Current Book: Mercedes Lackey & Larry Dixon - The White Gryphon
I didn't really do any work with my bonsai over the weekend. The willow clipping has a few nubs and one small root protruding, and it has quite a few leaves where there once were just small buds. All in all, it's been far more successful than my first endeavor.

I spent a good deal of today tuning my crossbow. The quarrels love to hit above and to the right of their mark, but I think an adjustment of the prod a few microns to the left will correct the error.

On a side note, being the trekkie that I am, I took the "What Star Trek Species Are You?" test. I'm a cross between the Klingon and Romulan empires (which makes sense since they are my favorite ST species). The results are as follows:

</td>

Romulan

100%

Klingon

100%

Dominion

80%

Cardassian

70%

Borg

60%

Vulcan

60%

Ferengi

50%

Federation

10%

What Star Trek Species Are You?
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Feb. 6th, 2005 @ 09:00 pm Boku no Bonsai
Current Mood: blah
Current Book: Lewis Carroll - Alice's Adventures Under Ground
Rather than mixing some more bonsai soil I opted for making the training wire for my next bonsai (if one can even call it a bonsai). I plan on heavily manipulating a blackberry (Rubus ursinus) by tightly wrapping it around a thick training wire in the hopes that the trunk may fuse over time. If all goes as planned it should be a very thick, twisting trunk. And of course it will be bristling with very large thorns. *evil grin* I've entertained the idea of using barbed wire as the training wire, but since the plant is going to engulf the wire any aesthetic value would probably be lost.

Not having a spool of suitable wire on hand, I instead took a hacksaw to an old roll of 10-gauge "pig wire" fencing (welded vertical and horizontal wires rather than the more common chain-link fencing). Although old and rusted, it would be perfect as long as I could manage to actually strip everything off of one length of wire (meaning the other wires welded to the one I want). Unfortunately, removing those welded pieces was harder than expected and all I got for my trouble was a couple scrapes and pokes. Today: tetanus; tomorrow: lockjaw!

At least the willow cutting is showing genuine signs of life. The branch has some small buds on it, which are noticeably bigger today (I cut one end of the branch flush with a bud when I harvested it and today the end of the bud is approximately 2 millimeters beyond the cut).
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Feb. 5th, 2005 @ 08:00 pm Boku no Bonsai
Current Mood: aggravated
Current Book: JK Rowling - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Today I returned to the Mountain Fortress to find my Tsuga heterophylla's roots exposed! It had clearly been over-watered to the point of soil erosion. I explained to my father (whom I leave my bonsai in the care of while I am away) that the bonsai should be LIGHTLY watered, not drenched. I thought I had made this clear weeks earlier, but apparently I was wrong. The tree should survive as long as this doesn't happen again.

I've made my second attempt at propagating Salix babylonica by cuttings today. Rather than selecting old growth I've gone with a new branch that is still green. Again I'm using water as a growth medium since moist bonsai soil doesn't give enough support to something that has no roots at all. Hopefully this time I'll be more successful.

To top it all off I've made a second batch of bonsai soil. I used the same ratio as last time, one part course sand to two parts soil. Unfortunately, it wasn't until after the sterilization process and after I mixed the new batch with the old batch did I realize my sand was off (give me a break, it was dark!). Some of the sand I dug was too fine, but I thought it wouldn't matter considering most of it was just like what I used last time. I had misjudged the amount of fine sand though, and now I have nearly 3 gallons of poor bonsai soil. The solution: mix in more course sand to improve drainage, but I don't have a large enough mixing container to accommodate it all. Further bonsai harvesting will have to wait until I obtain a bigger container with a very good lid unless I mix a small batch of good stuff (but the effort involved is hardly worth it to make a quart or so of soil).
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Jan. 31st, 2005 @ 10:00 pm Haiku Jyanai yo!
Current Mood: pleased
Current Book: Between books
Yesterday was a productive day for my bonsai and I.
(Though the grammar is poor, it rhymes all the more.)

I whipped up a batch of bonsai soil,
one parts sand and two parts land.
Next screened and cleaned so they might be big and green.
Finally heat and a little peat,
so my bonsai mix might not spoil. What a toil!

On a quest for my beloved Acer,
known as Maple to all but papal.
I found only a Cedar the bonsai minority leader.
Too big for the pot I feared rot,
but that is one of many a facer.
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